People paying someone to eat, get fatter, and lay around in their underwear? Sign me up!

If you’re going to make a homemade music video, make sure all your props are safe…

This should be a lesson on how NOT to raise your children:

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Anybody else wanna pop that guy in the cocksucker for laughing like a hyena in the background??

They’re all are gonna be laughing in a few years when that kid learns how to shoot.

I first saw an ad for this stuff in my local Dollar Store, and I laughed so hard I had an itch. I didn’t buy this crap for fear that my junk might turn green, and that it might be a “joke” product.

Turns out, it isn’t. It appears lots of sweaty, itchy people puts something on their ass named after a creature that throws it’s own shit.

Talk about product placement.

I hate St. Patrick’s day more than I hate Arbor Day. It’s just another excuse for slobs to go out, get drunk, pinch people on the ass, and wear shitty green clothes.

When this drunk bitch thought she was serving this little girl, she thought wrong:

Reach for the sky…

Brother Jed is a legend on college campuses. Him and his circus act of fire and brimstone preaching travels around the country in hopes of converting people to his God. By “his” God, I mean a God who just hates everything, everybody, and will send you to the depths of Hell for just taking a dump.

I first encountered Brother Jed at Ohio University in Athens, OH. At first I thought it might have been an act…a student goofing on the stereotypical southern Baptist way of hellfire preaching, sadly, it wasn’t. I remember him and his family all clown car-ing around the OU campus, telling the horrors of pre-marital sex, gay sex, porn, and the like. I remember his children stuffed in church clothes and screaming the same way he does…calling girls who just walked by “whores” and guys passing through “homos.” Yep, nothing said “Jesus is love” better than name calling.

There is certainly nothing wrong with preaching the word of God. However, he was doing it wrong!

While searching for fodder for this stupid blog, I about pissed my sinful pants wet with glee when I found some videos of Brother Jed and his entourage screaming about the evils of college life.

Remember kids, this is not an act:

…she can’t…

…wow…

Zumba is the latest weight loss craze among people too lazy to get out and walk or hit a gym. Zumba is the new “Sweatin’ To The Oldies” for the new millennium, without an effeminate, afro’ed, cracked out, drama queen. Basically, it’s a jazzed up Macarena.

Here is rubbery female taking Zumba to a whole different level. Obviously, she’s not following the lead of others, rather…she’s following the beat to her own drummer:

I applaud anyone jiggling their fat for everyone to see. However, this fat guy has more shame dignity than that.