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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and what better way to share the day of lovers than to share two comments that I found in my spam folder from two very passionate men:

Mark
News@PutnamLIVE.com
173.80.180.152
Submitted on 2010/01/18 at 10:54pm

Lee:

YOU ARE A LYING SACK OF CRAP! YOU NEVER SHOWED UP FOR THE DEBATE! YOU NEVER CAME TO THE RING! YOU ARE A FRAUD!

No, Mrs. Halburn-Sexton…I challenged YOU, you wanted to make up some dipshit terms that you know none of us could adhere to. If you were any kind of man you would have accepted as outlined a couple of entries ago, but you didn’t because you are a coward and only act like a badass against young girls.

Mark Hallburn is a pussy.

Now onto his husband who left this:

troyfromwv
ausmusloney@yahoo.com
216.30.249.53
Submitted on 2010/01/18 at 1:14pm

When it comes to making crazy assumptions, I never thought the 911 Inside Job believin douchebags could be topped. But Lee Mays has done it. Congrats!

Awwww…isn’t that fucking adorable? A husband coming to defend the honor of his wife. And doing it from work no less! Impressive! It’s good to know that the most awesomest comptroller the world has ever known has the time to post from work. Where do you find the time? I guess in between beating your kids to the point where they’re as retarded as you are and making time to spend with your er….”lovely” wife Mark. It just fills the cockles of my heart.

If there is a Cupid, he should be congratulated for bringing you two together. Forget Brangelina, and who the hell is Bennifer? We have Trark!!

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