Today, we are sitting on the eve of Mark Halburn’s hearing on being a douchebag at a public swimming pool.
It’s not illegal to be a douchebag. However, Mark pissed off some local SWAT team members by demanding he swim while they do what they do…and got ticketed for it.
Tomorrow, Wednesday…January 27th, the world waits as Mark might be locked up for his actions, or his second wife pays for his bail.
Recently, Mark has been online begging for electronic goods. I assume he’s trying to obtain these goods to pawn so he can pay for his legal expenses. He says they’re for “students”, but everyone knows otherwise. Mark is unemployed and his second wife is the bread winner. It’s all documented at Putnam County’s Official News Leader.
Also, Mark’s obsession with Girl of Words continues here. This recent act of plagiarism has drawn the ire of many, including yours truly. Rest assured, this will not go unpunished.
So, the Vegas Odds are that Mark will spend some time in the pokey getting porked in his pork. However, as stated above, his second wife will more than likely bail him out, when that money could be used to support his child.
The countdown is on…
Who is going to take pictures/interview the fat blob?
I was going to do it but I have to work tomorrow!
We gotta get someone to do that. Have fatblobs face plastered all over the place as he is led away in cuffs will be much sweet.
What …….. no NEWS on the biggest trial since O.J.’s