According to sources, Mark Vance Halburn, was found GUILTY of trespassing at a public pool in a court of law yesterday afternoon.
He was fined $250.00 plus court costs.
I’m assuming his second wife had to pay his fine, since the worthless lump of lard is unemployed. Of course, he didn’t get the electronic goods he was begging for online to pawn to help pay for his fine.
Once again, the money used to pay his fine could have gone to his child, his second wife should have let the bastard rot in jail for awhile and spent that money on either herself or their child.
You will not read about this on Mark’s shitty site, but you WILL hear about it right here or at Putnam County’s Official News Leader.
I encourage you all to celebrate by eating a bucket of KFC!!
***UPDATE***
I just called Mark on his er…”news” hotline. He stated he’s going to appeal due to “magistrate misconduct”….or something.
….right….
What was the “misconduct” you fat bastard? The fact that they moved the time? Or is it because your FRIEND didn’t preside over the hearing? Because THAT would be misconduct you insolent fuck.
Because I think you’re full of shit and you’re wasting taxpayer dollars, not to mention TIME of the entire court system.
If anyone is guilty of misconduct, it’s the man who is already guilty of trespassing. That would be you, you fat fuck.
Celebrate with KFC? Okie Dokie….going to get some chicken (they have a special down here) as soon as Dad gets home