For someone who wastes his companies time on 9/11 conspiracy sites and screaming “Duh twoof iz owt dere” and brags about being rich, well off, financially secure, wealthy…somethingsomethingsomething, might not be telling the whole “twoof.”
My ace reporter has uncovered some startling “twoofs” about the boyTroy’s little abode:
He bought his house in 10/02 for $212,500.
Paid it off in 11/08.
That’s paying almost $4000 a month.
There’s no way a guy working at a car dealer can make house payments like those.
Hmmm…I’m thinking that his daddy/caregiver #1 helps with those payments, or his wife/caregiver #2 makes more money than boyTroy claims to, or…and most likely, daddy/caregiver #1 owns and pays for the boyTroy’s mental castle.
Either way, it equals mad hilarity!
By the way Troy, even though you are no longer allowed to post comments here…I can blog about you all I want, as I gather information about you. The thing is, not a whole lot of people like you, so it’s going to be that much easier.
Say, weren’t you arrested in Cincinnati for being drunk off your mutton-chops and making an ass out of yourself?
Let’s see…from waronyou.com:
Sexton was also arrested in June 2008 at the Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati for public intoxication and resisting arrest.
Sexton gave an account of that incident to ESPN The Magazine for a story about fans arrested at baseball games. He said the altercation started after Beimel, then pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers, got out of a tight spot. Sexton said he took off his Beimel jersey, held it up and screamed the player’s name, and was booed by Cincinnati Reds fans around him.
“So I gave the Reds fans the finger, probably because I was drunk,” Sexton told ESPN. “A man tugged at my arm and told me to stop (he was right; there were kids around), but I didn’t like him touching me. So I yelled, ‘You’d better get off me.’ But he wouldn’t, so I pushed him, and he fell down the stairs.
“It wasn’t worth it; this follows you around,” he told ESPN.
Sexton has received Internet notoriety for his Beimel videos, and for posting recordings of himself talking with members of the “9/11 Truthers” group.
In one video, Sexton records himself speaking with Bob McIlvaine, a member of the group that questions how much the government knew of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks before they happened. McIlvaine’s son died in the attacks on the World Trade Center.
In the 10-minute video, Sexton repeatedly calls McIlvaine a “piece of trash” and a “crackpot.”
“You’re the one that spreads the lies of America hate, not me, old man,” Sexton says in the video.
Last year, Sexton’s YouTube sports videos and his Cincinnati arrest even caught Beimel’s attention, according to the Press-Enterprise of Riverside, Calif.
“Beimel has met Sexton and even appeared in a YouTube video responding to the man, but asked if he might have the money to post bond, the left-hander smiled and said, ‘I have it. He’s not getting it,’ according to a June 18, 2008 article.
As you would say, boyTroy…PWNED!!
The twoof hurts, don’t it?
Once again, Troy Sexton proves to the world that he is a pussy.
When challenged to a debate by the beautiful Leonard “Run for the Border” Bernstein, Troy pussed out, again.
Troy also wants to appear on Tyler Hollywood’s “The Bad Side” to, in Troy’s words, “Make someone else look stupid.” However, it’s been documented that when Troy wants to go attention whoring on internet and/or terrestrial radio shows, he has had his mutton-chopped ass handed to him.
However, this is Troy’s standard M.O.
When pressed to his own admission of abusing his children, Troy changes the subject to some lamebrain 9/11 theory kick he’s been on for…I guess going on 10 years.
He also goes on about having untold wealth and fortune, even though his wife/caregiver has to work, also. Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, does it?
Of course, this is a man with an admitted mental illness. People like Troy Sexton should not be pitied, but made fun of and laughed at.
As I type this, the very sexy Leonard “Speedy Gonzalez” Bernstein is readying their victory speech over the PUSSY that is Troy Sexton.
Because Troy pussed out and has had his ass handed to him by me, Lenny, Tyler, and others…he’s once again banned from posting on this blog. His spam comments will be ignored, and never to be heard from again.
Better rub some Monistat on your sore vagina, Troy.
Someone clued me onto this:
Yikes!
I’m thinking a sequel to Sling Blade. MmmHmm.
Also, listen to Troy getting PWNED on an internet radio show and bringing out his inner KKK:
Like a broken record, Troy Sexton has to tell anyone who’ll listen just how awesome he is with another comment left in my spam folder.
Let’s break this one down, shall we?
troyfromwv (No wonder there’s two mental hospitals in one WV town alone)
ausmusloney@yahoo.com (Mahoney from Police Academy? I dunno)
216.30.249.53 (The IP From Turnpike Chevrolet, home of shitty cars)
Submitted on 2010/01/19 at 1:06pm (Again, posting from work)
Once again, Lee the Bastard breeder (OH THE HILARITY!!! You have a stepchild, right? It’s sorta the same thing. The only difference is that poor kid has a wacko bastard for a father), makes crazy claims he can’t back up. (Um, haven’t I been doing that? Like my last entry?)
And his lackluster reading comprehension is ridiculous. (Is this a paragraph in and of itself? Or a sentence? I guess my Flintstone Reading Comprehension Vitamins is wearing off.)
He’ makes fun of my 4K savings (Who doesn’t?). Yet he ignores my house valued at well more than $200K paid off in full (I’m sure all the women are lining up at your door). He ignores the $25K in my money market account (No one cares) AND he ignores my $25K CD (No one cares) and my $12K (No one cares) in my checking account. My GAWD, this man truly is dumber than the conspiracy whackjobs. (Did you just call Mark Hallburn dumb?)
Bastard breeder Lee (ZING) also claims I’m best friends with Mark Hallburn. (By both posting on the same forums and blogs jerking each other off, survey says “Yes!) I’ve talked to Hallburn twice in my life, including last Friday (not counting the emails you both exchange) I shook the man’s hand. (I’d imagine it a combination of KFC grease and KY Jelly) How this translates to BFF’s? (See above statement) I do not know (Neither do I). The minds of crazy people…I cant comprehend. (Neither can I! I mean, even your wife says your a nut case off his meds…so….how’s that little disorder working out for ya, Bruce Banter??)
I’m the very best there is at what I do. (Huh?!?!) The accountants at Tetrick (I love playing Tetrick!) & Bartlett in Clarksburg can attest to this FACT! (I take the good, and take the bad…and there ya have, the Facts of Troy)
PWNED!!!!! (*yawn*)
Oh, he also pretended to be my ex-wife. The evidence just keeps piling up, doesn’t it?
Yet, Darth Sideburns fails to refute these FACTS:
Troy Sexton is a convicted child abuser.
Troy Sexton has a mental disorder.
Troy Sexton is on medication for said mental disorder.
Troy Sexton plays on the computer on company time.
Troy Sexton got his “job” because his daddy is the GM.
Troy Sexton is a glorified accountant.
Troy Sexton is a racist.
No one cares about what you claim to have, and that doesn’t hide the fact that you’re a bad person. You making an ass out of yourself on Youtube doesn’t take away from the fact that you’re a bad person.
Here’s another fact for ya, people like you and Mark…are gonna fuck up BIG TIME sooner or later. Daddy won’t be able to bail you out, and Mark…well…he can barely afford chewing gum at this point. All those little helmets (ironic for one with a mental disorder, no?), Youtube videos, attention-whoring…won’t mean shit, well…it doesn’t now, but it does to you. If or when that’s taken away…then what will you have? Bubba in prison won’t care, he’ll be too busy making you HIS attention whore.
You pride yourself in having these retarded possessions over your children…throw in a mental disorder, off their meds, stupid, abusive behavior, racism, a, “HEY LOOKIT ME WHAT I GOT ATTITUDE”, and you add all that up…and that equals a very dangerous human being who is capable of horrible things. Research some serial killers…alot of them share these same attributes you have displayed.
Keep ‘em comin’ Troy!
I just got this from one-half of Trark:
troyfromwv
ausmusloney@yahoo.com
216.30.249.53
Submitted on 2010/01/19 at 11:40am
Lee, the bastard breeder, likes to make claims he can’t back up. That’s how jealousy works. When one is jealous of another, one make’s up crap to make oneself feel better about oneself. I know what would make for a good chuckle. Taking a gander at Lee’s latest W2.
…says the person who’s BFF’s with an unemployed, racist, abusive, douchebag.
…says the person with only 4 grand in his savings.
…says the person who’s daddy got him a “job.”
…says the person who plays on the computer on company time.
Want proof? Here ya go:
Troy Sexton Is a Douche: Part 1
Troy Sexton Is a Douche: Part 2
My favorite part?
Christie Sexton, Troy Sexton’s wife, asked the court Tuesday to allow her husband to return home and receive probation instead of jail time. She said her husband has underlying mental-health issues and has been taking medication for about five years.
Sexton has been diagnosed with intermittent explosive disorder and has been seeing a counselor, Peyton said.
Sexton told the court Tuesday he had not consistently taken his medication while on vacation prior to his outburst at his sons’ football practice in August.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Did you take your meds before posting that, Troy?
The fact you and your BFF have “mental issues” speaks volumes.
This was in my spam folder when I got home:
Lee Mays’ Ex-Wife
poklrtboss@yahoo.com
173.81.110.109
Submitted on 2010/01/14 at 8:15pm
I heard Troy’s only 36 and his 250K house is paid off in full. I also heard he has 25K+ in a money market account. 25K+ in a CD. Checking account of 12K and a savings account of 4K. Totally debt free before the age of 40. And he’s the best comptroller his company’s accountants have ever seen.
If it’s true I am waaaaaay jealous.
I should have married someone like Troy. Not Lee. Don’t get me wrong. I love my daughter. I just hate it that she has Lee’s ugly ass features.
LOLZ!!!!
You didn’t hear this from me…but Troy also beats his kids and was busted for child abuse!
But that doesn’t matter, according to this, Troy is totally awesome!!!! Women want to be him and men want to be with him!!! He’s the bestest that something and something, and blah to the yadda…
But see…the only person that gives a shit, is Troy Sex-With-Men-Who-Weigh-A-Ton!!
Wow. Dude. Is this ALL you have?? I never thought there would be someone more retarded than your Grippy-Penis-Boy Mark Hallburn.
Holy shit. I mean…this isn’t even worth my time anymore. This is that pathetic. This isn’t even Combat on the Atari 2600 challenging. I mean, if I continued with this…it’d be like beating up a retarded, blind, and deaf-mute kid, which I’m sure Troy has already done at some point.
Not to mention, the best comptroller IN THE WORLD has gone out of his way at a local public library and created a “parody” blog of yours truly…which is documented in the screen grabs below:
According to my ace reporter, “…in the first one, the referring URL is a Blogger dashboard — where, say, some idiot who has Blogger would write their blog. And, you know, there’s an awful lot of interest in reading the Lee Blog for someone who has nothing to do with it.”
The fact remains, Troy has YET to refute any claims made here at Cryptic Bullshit…so we have no choice but to say everything is true.
However, this isn’t even fun for me anymore…the poor boy is beyond retarded. So it’s with this, that I retire my er….”battle” with Troy Sexton…because there’s no challenge in it for me.
Sorry Troy, you’re a loser of epic proportions…no matter how much or little your daddy has held your hand throughout your pathetic life. You probably have never worked a real job in your life, have you?
….oh, by the way, my daughter isn’t by my ex-wife.
Noodle that one for awhile.
Douchebag.
Just like his BFF before him, Troy Sexton refuses to refute any of the statements I made about him on my blog…well, except for the fact that everyone is jealous of him because some woman married him for the money and his kids are beautiful when they don’t have bruises on them and, “LOOKIT ME MY LIFE IS GRAND DADDY IS THE GM OF THE PLACE WHERE I WORK AND I GOOGLE MYSELF ALL DAY AND POST ON BLOGS WHILE I WORK AND *somethingsomethingsomething*
But wait! There’s more!
Troy Googles himself at home, too! He has looked at this site plenty of times since my last entry (and I have the records of that too in case you want to lie about it), and still isn’t man enough to set the record straight. I would spend all day on the computer too if my wife was disgusted at the site of me because I beat my kids.
Oh and Troy, I have heard about how tried to sue the local media about saying all these mean and hurtful things about you. If you’re so loaded…why sue? Taking lessons from your little fat friend? I know you’re thinking about suing me, ask your little buddy how well that little venture went for him when he tried that shit with me and others.
You had your chance to tell your story, now it’s gone.
Again, like his little fat buddy, Troy is banned from posting on this blog until he grows a pair and let’s me know his side of the story.
Until then…
Troy Sexton is a pussy…
…and a douchebag.
Remember the above slogan in the 80s? It was used to describe Chevrolets as being the “pride” of the auto industry and American made (eventhoughmostofthemhadjapanesemadepartsshhhhhhdonttell). Auto workers were union and would tell anyone who’d listen how proud they were and waved that American flag as much as they’d drink a brewski, fantasize about Joyce Dewitt, and watch the Bears make the everyone their bitch in those days.
Alas, times have changed. The American auto industry has gone the way of Herb, Where’s the Beef, and the great debates on what was the better show, The Smurfs or the Snorks. In the past several months, millions of auto workers have been laid off, thinking about how to feed their families.
Except Troy Sexton.
If you have been following along the last couple days, I posted a few entries about Troy Sexton being a child abusing douchebag who has a job in the aforementioned auto industry thanks to his daddy being the owner of a Chevrolet car dealership.
I thought the douche’s sideburns was being used as handlebars for leverage by Bubba…or Mark Hallburn.
Turns out I was wrong. He’s either waiting to be escorted to the Big House, his daddy’s high priced lawyers got him some time, he claimed family hardship (yeah, right) and only has to spend weekends being banged in the ass, or maybe someone hates his guts and is posting as him under a guise, or he’s a fugitive from justice.
Either way, Troy is not in jail yet…and spends his time Googling himself (figuratively and literally, it’s not like his wife has the stomach for it anymore) while at work.
To any displaced auto workers out there, or to anyone who has been laid off in these tough economic times, this is how a 36 year old man spends his days at work, who got a job because his daddy is the Grand Poobah of Turnpike Chevrolet:
It just makes a real, hard working man just wretch, doesn’t it? Troy spent over a half-hour reading my site, and probably another hour to think of something witty to say. The only thing his sideburned skull could think of was comparing his indictment of child abuse to that of the end of the world…as if to sarcastically say, “O.M.G. I got busted for abusing my children. HARK! It’s the end of the world!!”
Troy Sexton reminds me of one of the frat aliens on the show, “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” where one of the aliens tells one of the main characters to “chill” because, “Dude…his dad owns a DEALERSHIP!! He’ll totally HOOK YOU UP!!”
Troy, you’re still an attention whore, whose claim to fame is abusing his children and making an ass out of yourself on Youtube.
You’re totally right, your children are lucky to have a father like you.
Douchebag.
Since my posts earlier today about Troy Sexton, more and more reports are coming in!! This one is from my ace reporter out in the field:
“Here’s a bunch of posts Troy made on another blog discussing his case. I like the way he’s bragging about being financially stable and then turns around and complains that the wife has to work and the community’s not offering to help them. Of course all these comments were made before he showed his ass at the basketball game…”
My attorney has dealt with dozens of cases involving domestic abuse. He has never seen anything like this. Never even close. On so many levels. Not one bump or bruise. Nothing. a CPS investigation found no signs of abuse or neglect. Which is accurate. The saddest part of this whole thing is how its taking its toll on my wife and kids.
This is approaching one of those horror stories you watch on 20/20.
I hate to break it to you crazies who love the idea of my wife and childrens suffering, but I’m not going to jail for 6 months. The circuit court judges are good men. They are well respected and are applauded for making right decisions. I trust my case will be resolved appropriately without bias.
Even if the worst were to remain, my life is 100 times greater than 911 “truthers” who post on this blog. I’m financially stable and have a beauitful wife and 5 beautiful kids. This you will never have.
You can say my kids are beaten and abused all you want. It doesn’t matter. Just like everything else you say, you’re simply wrong. And the only people who take time to listen to your babble only do so to mock you.
The answer to your question is simple.
My original court date was 9/10.
The Magistate never faxed over the confirmation date to my attorney. So it had to be suspended.
The next date was 10/20. The Chief Prosecutor was not in attendance and had not reviewed the case. The assistant attorney has only the authority to plea to jail time. So it was suspended yet again.
Next date 12/4. You guessed it. The prosecuting attorney still had never looked at the file. Surreal, but true. I told my laywer I’ll go to jail for a week. I cant have this postponed any longer. My wife has had enough and its breaking my whole families heart with my kids constantly wanting to know when Daddy can be at home.
So I rolled with it. My attorney figured 60% I’d get probation by going on with it. If jail time, it wouldnt amount to much.
Despite the findings of CPS, the lack of injuries, my wifes pleas for wanting me home, my wife admitting she works part time and I’m the breadwinner….the remarkable happened.
Did I make the right choice? Yes, I did. Even if I waited till mid-Jan and the chief prosecutor agreed to probation, I would have been that 1% who would have had the agreement overridden by the Magistrate.
I did nothing to the judge. Even as I was receiving that traumatic sentence I kept my cool. 2 big guys had come in to the room, presumably to man handle me if I thru a fit. No such thing happened. I acted perfect. One could say the 2 big men were there to haul me off to jail, but I’m sure the judge knew an immediate appeal would be made.
I guess I’m saying they may have wanted to prove I was some sort of out of control hothead. Well.. it backfired.
The thing is… the news had finally let it go. It was a non-issue. The only people in court were my Dad, Mom, stepdad, wife, and mother-in-law. No news ..nothing. I had no idea the system could be so cruel and unjust. Really is an amazing story.
I can’t change what I did, I feel terrible for doing it, I’ll come out of it a better person, but the system has to use logic and common sense. It’s bizarre. really, really bizarre. I did the crime, and I’ve more than paid my debt to society. I can deal with whatever the future holds for me, but like Ive said before. What theyre doing to my wife and kids is cruel.
You think the community has offered any help to my wife who is now raising 5 kids, 4 young, alone? (Working 20 hours a week night shift) You know..the same community that seemed so concerned about the well being of my kids.
I said it earlier and I’ll say it now. This story is nearly 20/20 material.
It’s good to know all the (sane) posters on here are seeing this for how truly outrageous it is. I have yet to speak with anyone who thinks this decision is remotely sensible. The reactions on people faces I work with when I returned were quite amazing. No one could believe I was telling the truth.
The same day I received my sentence, a 20 year old in the neighboring County is looking to get out in 6 months IN A FACILITY FOR YOUTHFUL OFFENDERS for MURDERING a 19 year old with his truck, upset about a pot deal gone bad.
The simple fact of the matter, Troy…you abused your own children because you, yourself, are some douche loser living off his daddy…and were found G-U-I-L-T-Y!! You got upset because your children suck at sports because you suck at life. It’s not their fault their father is some douche trying to live out his Super Bowl dreams through his children.
Six months is not long enough for someone like you…so keep trying to tell yourself you’re er…some “hard-working” family man who has all these friends and somethingsomethingsomething. If you have all these supporters, then why do you post all these videos of yourself on Youtube screaming about some no-name baseball player? According to the comments left by the majority of posters on Youtube, you are a laughing stock…much like your BFF Mark HaLburn. But hey, it’s attention, right? I would think someone who has all the love and support from a community and all these friends would not resort to making themselves look like a retard for the whole world to see.
You have none of these things.
You’re a douchebag.
Earlier today, I posted a blog about Troy Sexton, a West Virginia man who got busted for child abuse.
Since then, my ace reporter out in the field has given me some exclusive scoops on this douchebag.
Evidently, his “wife” works nights…and by all intents and purposes he doesn’t like her working for some reason. Perhaps she doesn’t like living off his daddy and wants to make her own way, or perhaps (and most likely) she can’t stand the sight of this douchebag and works nights so she won’t have to sleep next to this child beating daddy’s boy and is saving up to get a good lawyer so she can put up a good fight against daddy’s high-priced lawyers. Again, you just know she married him for the money, not for love, or his looks…the money!
I’m sure when the inevitable divorce happens, she’ll be sitting pretty…as well as she should. I mean…look what was on top of her:
A face no mother could love…
I believe assholes like Troy Sexton are controlling and most likely wife beaters as well…if he does that to his children…chances are he does it to his wife. She probably lives in fear of losing her children or losing everything Troy never worked for.
As I write this, Troy Sexton is having the shit beat out of him…and becoming the West Virginia State Cornholing Champion in the Western Regional Jail, I’m sure his sideburns are useful handlebars for his new BFFs!! (Butt Fucking Friends!)
I have zero tolerance for people like Troy Sexton.
Troy Sexton is an example of a classic douchebag. He lives off his daddy, and “works” at his daddy’s car dealership…which is probably one of the reasons the auto industry has been one big EPIC FAIL the past several months…incestuous hiring instead of hiring qualified, intelligent employees, Troy Sexton is neither.
Troy Sexton is an attention whore…well, since he’s in the Big House, he’s being someone’s whore right now. He posts videos of himself on Youtube trying to get someone to pay attention to the poor boy.
He’s got some attention right now. I wonder if he’ll post videos of himself in jail?
Fresh Meat Gone Wild: Presented By The Western Regional Jail!
While we’re laughing at Troy, my ace reporter was also so kind to share some pictures of our aforementioned douchebag:
Why do I get this feeling he’s sitting on the toilet alot right now?
Shut Your Shithole!